TURNS BLAHS
INTO AAHS

World’s 1st Gastropubologist. Specializes in restoring pep in your step. Guaranteed to cure any case of the blah.

INGREDIENTS

Sparkling Water, Natural Flavor

DIRECTIONS

Best served chilled right before getting super ugly.

NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION

Serving Size 1 Can

  • CALORIES
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  • TOTAL FAT
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  • SODIUM
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  • TOTAL CARBOHYDRATES
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    • Total Sugars
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    • Added Sugars
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  • PROTEIN
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